fearlessly-fiona:

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

ates-kadehii:

thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

ladsinbriefs:

Starring @samstryker

onlyblackgirl:

fallenangelfish:

showerthoughtsofficial:

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.